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Hugh Butcher

Bees - The HoneyMan

Geoff Galliver

Bruge

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Canal Du Midi - draft

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Dementia - The Sunflower Cafe Odiham

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Espresso Virgin

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Fromage Featuring

Ed the Cheese - draft

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Heavenly Princess Hermione Honey Bunny CV2

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Japanese Knotweed

Thug or Therapy?

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Limeuil, France 2016

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London - draft

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My Sister Louise

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Perpignan - draft

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Vezere Verses Visitors

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Vibrant Villages

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Wedding Flowers

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Wheelchairs

Christine Turner

 

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Afghanistan

War Legacy

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Dear Flynn

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Family History

10 Tips

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Hayling Island

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Ismaili Centre

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James Ketchell

Serial Adventurer

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Magna Carter 800

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Mother

Oranges & Lemons

100 Pints of Blood

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U3A

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Wimbledon Tennis

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SexBots Coming of Age

 

Astronomy

Essex Man Writes

Essex Man -v- Science

God -v- Science

USA Elections - A Tie!

Poisoned Christmas Berries

Percy Daltons famous Peanut Company

'I think therefore I am' Essex Man

Thoughtful Words

Lift Spirits....coming soon

 


EclecticMiscellany

This site is currently undergoing extensive redevelopment.

This is Edition 1 v 74

21 October 2018

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Malcolm and the Machine

Veyron’s, Ferrari’s and Lotus Elans may be the stuff of dreams for most mortal men but Malcolm’s TGB mobility scooter was all his wishes in reality.


Summer Seascape Azure metallic blue with all the optional extras and an impressive capacity boot to hold his daily purchases from the Spar, including when necessary, an unbroken 9 pack of super soft toilet tissue, Malcolm was King of the Road.


Evidencing this power Malcolm, at top speed of 4 miles per hour slammed on his breaks. Skidding to halt in the middle of the highway to check an incoming text.
Oblivious to cars, transporter lorries, eco-friendly public buses and even small boys running out between parked cars to save a ball, Malcolm replied to the text, character by character composing a charged, considered retort……… “no”.


Stowing his mobile phone in the Mobile TGB phone pocket he ramped up the acceleration, straddled the double white lines conveniently painted on the tarmac to guide him on his route and wended his way to the Ship Inn for his regular pint of Dandelion and Burdock.

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Hubris


extreme or foolish pride, dangerous overconfidence,arrogance.

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WordPress has named its latest update Gutenburg

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The Gutenburg Project

https://www.gutenberg.org/

There is currently an ironic glitch with the 'Gutenburg Project' website which Microsoft will not display with a message:-

"There is consensus across the industry that the RC4 cipher is no longer cryptographically secure, and therefore RC4 support is being removed with this update."

So much for intellectual freedom.

The Gutenburg project team will be aware of this error and one assumes are working to make their catalogue easily accessible again.

In the meantime, http://www.gutenberg.org/ successfully links to their website (missing the 's' for secure! - visit at your peril!)

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The Theory of Men and Golf

How was your golf today?

It was ok but we were stuck behind three old codgers

who took forever.

It took us at least 3/4 of an hour longer to play 9 holes.

Thinking that the three old codgers would have enjoyed their game much more if they were not under pressure from two not quite so old codgers waiting to play the hole next, I suggested that perhaps they should have politely asked if they could play the next hole ahead of the three old codgers.

Well the threesome did offer us the chance to go ahead of them - twice.

Well why didn't you both take advantage of their offer and play at your speed and not the doddering old codgers pace?

That wouldn't help.  

Then there would have been five of us looking for our balls!

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Did you know that in writing and typography, the common ampersand - & - is a ligature which developed from the latin letters e and t were combined. The latin word et means and.

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A short, sometimes witty, pointed sentence

that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth

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So we are sitting on a Transitalia train packed with tourists going to visit the Leaning Tower of Pisa

He is sitting besides moi, studying a mini copy of an

English | Italian phrase book

With a glint and a smile he said

What do you think il preservativo means

I thought through my catalogue of English, French and Spanish.

Can you say it again?

il preservativo

.... this time a little louder just in case

No, I have no idea.   What does it mean?

il preservativo is....... A Packamac!

You don't mean a raincoat do you?

Nope....... It's a condom!

OMG, you have just said condom in Italian out aloud 3 times in front of all these tourists many of whom will be or speak Italian!

That glint and smile reappeared.

 

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They have a sail in Bristol

A sale?

Yes a sail.

A sale of what?

Not a sale, a sail

What is not a sale?

Nothing is being sold. It’s a sail

If nothing is being sold what is the point of the sale?

It has been sold, they brought a sail

A sail is for shade

Oh not a sale but a sail.

Yes sail as in a sail and no one got hurt.

 

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Beast from the East

and the

Apple Charlotte Catastrophe

I blame him! After three days of the Beast from the East he suggested we should put food out for the wild birds. We have the feline equivalent of an avian Hannibal Nectar and a psychotic canine with all the endearing qualities of Stitch on steroids. I blame the cat for indoctrinating Stitch, a terrier, in the abject loathing of these winged rats who despite his endeavours have consistently escaped his jaws and a fatal neck snapping double reversible whiplash.

Sustenance for Tits, Thrushes and all – except Magpies – was first on my Planet Earth Bird Saving Good Deed list this morning. Trill in absence I creative problem solved with an apple charlotte – that is boiled eating apples and toast crumbs with liquor soaked dog biscuits for flavour – unintentionally adding insult to injury to Stitch. All served on a twice used plastic tray placed out of terrier reach on the patio table.

Now the question is who will scold me first? The RSPB for my avian nutrition culinary incompetence and serving up bird food which a day later remains untouched. Or the RSPCA for tormenting Stitch with an influx of winged rats all looking in dismay at the inedible offering. Inedible that is to all birds but not to Stitch who is running around the garden barking at the birds and driven to distraction with the smell of dog bones that he cannot locate and eat

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Saving Planet Earth

Packaging

All man made packaging goes into the recycling bin

If it cannot be recycled, it should not be made by man

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Algorithms

Love them or not they control your world and are around you every day in one form or another.

Marcus du Sautoy presented a brilliant programme

The Secret Rules of Modern Living: Algorithms

These links take you to three snippets from a fantastic programme

 

What is an Algorithm? How does it directly affect you?

Footie explaining links

Bubble  - v - Merge Sort

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Scrumptious fruit using Fujifilm finepix F72 EXR

Passion Fruit, Strawberry and Blueberry Pavlova

Image taken on Fujifilm Finepix F72 EXR Pro Focus mode with Pin Sharp focus for subject and a soft focus background.

Mix passion fruit into the cream and top with fresh fruit.   The passion fruit is better in the cream, rather than drizzled across the top.

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Bizarreness Effect

Bizarreness effect is the tendency of bizarre material to be better remembered than common material

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Cogent

Clear Logical Convincing

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“The Only Thing That Is Constant Is Change”

Heraclitus of Ephesus  c. 535 BC – 475 BC) Greek philosopher

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The Sunflower Cafe

Tea, Company and Practical Advice for those living with Dementia

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Gull posing on breakwater Hayling Island 31 Oct 2016

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Heuristics - rule of thumb science

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Corollaries example:-

Chocolate = XL

Pain Au Chocolate = XXL

Chocolate Brownies = XXL

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Do not spoil what you have

by desiring what you have not

Epictetus, Greek Philospher 55 - 135ce

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According to Chris Evans talking on his BBC Radio 2 Show on Tuesday 2 August 2016,

Bees hum in the Key of C

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Time is Precious

Waste it Wisely

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Gucci use Bumblebees as a motif

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"Beware the barrenness of a busy life"

Socrates, Greek Philosopher *470 - 399 bce

Did you know that the three greatest ancient 'thinkers' were all born within 100 years of each other.  Socrates was one.   The other two were:

Plato

*b 428 - d 348 bce

Buddha

*b 563 - d 483 bce

* dates are taken from Google searches.

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Adult swans at feeding time at Abbotsbury Swannery, Dorset

Contrary to popular belief all swans are not the property of the Crown

Visit Abbotsbury Swannery 12.00 noon and 4 pm to see the swans being fed.

Look out for the resident Osprey on the far side of the Fleet basin.

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The question for humanity is are we prepared for the day the computer says "No"

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Baby sleeping at the Odiham Magna Carter 800 celebrations

Who slept while King John prepared to sign the Magna Carter?

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Did you know ....that in January 1607 a tsunami travelled up the Bristol Channel?

It is thought to have been caused by a massive land slip around Ireland

Some churches in the area have plaques recording the maximum height of the flood water as it engulfed the region. 

St Marys Church Goldcliffe plaque records the flood water at 3 feet above ground level today.

Another marks the maximum height as 7.74 meters or 25 feet and 4 inches.

Curiously the St Mary's Church plaque dates the event as 1606.   According to Wikepedia this is because they used the Julian Calendar at that time and the new year did not start until Lady Day 25 March.

 

 


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